Laugh off your Hazy Monday

It doesn't help that the haze is still around and clouding our living daylight; so here are 10 quick one's to cheer up your Monday:

• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
• Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
• An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
• A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"

*p/s: thanks to tipputih!