Laugh off your Hazy Monday

It doesn't help that the haze is still around and clouding our living daylight; so here are 10 quick one's to cheer up your Monday:

• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
• Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
• A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
• An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
• Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
• A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"

*p/s: thanks to tipputih!

311,000 square ft of Google mania

eWeek has put up 22 photos from their walk through of Google's Manhattan office. The office is located in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan (map: 76 Ninth Ave., 4th Floor, New York, NY 10011)




There are some interesting photos of what the place looked like before they moved in, as covered by Curbed (NYC real-estate blog) back in November 2005. It's supposedly a 311,000 square foot office -- now, that's certainly lots of space. LifeLogger's new dig would probably make up their pantry.



So, is your office equipped with a global menu yet? Perhaps we should start with some air hockey first (read: envy)

Links:

• eWeek's walkthrough of Google's Manhattan office
• Curbed - Inside Gooooogle's New Chelsea Oooooffice
• Curbed - Google Moves to Chelsea (w/Handy Map)
• Photos from my trip to Googleplex (June 2005)
• Compilation of photos from within Googleplex (PDF)