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Can you translate the title of this post in either Hindi, Indonesian, Tagalog, Malay, Thai, Urdu or Vietnamese?

How about this one?

Google's respect and affection for our canine friends is an integral facet of our corporate culture. If you're interested, here's our official Dog Policy. We have nothing against cats, per se, but we're a dog company, so as a general rule we feel cats visiting our campus would be fairly stressed out.

If that was easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy for you, then you might be the person they're looking for in Singapore.

Related links:

• Google Jobs: Localisation Editor - Singapore