Broken laptop

My laptop is "broken". It just won't boot (one long beep, followed by two short beeps).

Thankfully, it's still under warranty. I bought a 3-year carry-in warranty pack, back in 2006. You should do the same if you're buying a new laptop. Bad luck is random.

Not looking forward to walking in to the HP Service Centre on a Monday morning. You can expect to hear my grouses here, if any.